“Design Your Own Candy” machine

By therealmarkjackman

Note: I’m about to swear, but if you know me, this is warranted:

This is fucking unbelievable. This device builds three-dimensional structures out of pure sugar.

http://www.evilmadscientist.com/article.php/candyfab

I really need one of these fuckers so I can make wedding presents out of them. No kidding.

If I could make one build Klein Bottles I’d become a fucking zillionaire. Make them in all sorts of colors and flavors. And then I’d dedicate a branch of my empire to churn out Klein Bottles made from breakfast cereal, and then I’d eat non-stop Klein Bottles made from Cocoa Pebbles until I became the first rich crazy motherfucker to die from a 4-D choco-sugar overdose.

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One Response to ““Design Your Own Candy” machine”

  1. Your Mother Says:

    You learned that language from your father. He was such a potty mouth.

    - Your Mother, who still loves you, my little potty mouth

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