Sanchez

By therealmarkjackman

I have great friends. Since we’re all pretty smart, we end up having free-cycles during the day. Shhh, don’t admit that to anyone, especially my boss, because then I’ll have to work harder, not smarter.

In a series of funny emails between me, Jeremy and my friend Rob, we started a discussion, and I just had to say,

“Get the heck out of here Jeremy!”

Oh ho ho, no no, that was just a reference to a really funny comic that my verb named friends and I like.

We did start a discussion, and in the middle of it, Jeremy blurts out:

“Wait, which one of you told me the ‘clean sanchez’ joke?”

Me:

“I think it was me, but I was just quoting Jon Stewart from earlier that week. He had a relevant, topical clip of a government wonk named Sanchez claiming not to have done anything wrong, which he made into that unbelievably wonderful pun.”

Rob:

By relevant, you mean, when it was originally aired and not now with the endless parade of reruns?

Me:

Right, relevant at the time. It was pretty recently that I saw it though, and I don’t remember whether it was current or during reruns…

Ok, a bit of searching confirms that it was from October 19 regarding the retirement of Lt. General Sanchez who had come clean about his opinions of the war. I still don’t remember whether I saw it recently during reruns and reported it to Jeremy, or if I saw it in October and it came up in more recent conversation with Jeremy.

And that’s all that I have to say right now. Sometimes, I just want to be myself, and have you love me even when I’m not funny.

2 Responses to “Sanchez”

  1. I Wish My Name Was a Verb Says:

    Some people are lucky to be able to join verb name friendly support groups. The closest my name will get me is to the Friendly Adjectives Group.

    Do you have any suggestions for us “descriptives” out there?

  2. therealmarkjackman Says:

    Yeah,

    Get the hell out of here Jeremy!

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